Woof! (darn it there’s no one line dog ascii art)
Uncategorized July 26th, 2007

Aw man I’m really in a hurry… best dog puns for this mailbox wins 5 bucks. I’ll Pay Pal it to you.
See you Saturday. I’m going to go drink Mojitos and see how much Spanish I remember from High School.



July 26th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Would be much better if the door was the dog’s mouth! Now that would be true mail-carrier performance art.
Hmmm, doggy mailbox puns….?
It puts the “arf” in “barf”?
What breed is that, a mailboxer?
That mailbox is all bills, no bite?
July 26th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
In lieu of my inevitable $5 prize, I’ll just take a bottle of Havana Club.
July 26th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
“Michael Vick’s neighbor miscalculated when he put this up in the hopes that no one would dare vandalize a cute doggie mailbox”
July 27th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Oh no, the puparazzi’s at it again!
Why do people doggedly insist on having mailboxes that are so doggone ugly?
July 28th, 2007 at 10:43 am
How’s this?
“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.”
- Rita Rudner
I think a mailbox is the better solution!
July 29th, 2007 at 7:31 am
A novel way to fetch the mail?
At least they don’t raise the dog’s back leg to indicate outgoing mail?